WMD Report

Read this. Think the lying liberals will stop their inane assumption that there were no weapons of mass(ive) destruction? Probably not. "Bush lied, people died," trips off the tongue too nicely.

Hat tip: American Thinker

Supreme Court Detainee Decision

If the murderous bastards being held at Gitmo have rights now of legitimate prisoners of war, perhaps it is time we take no more prisoners.

Your Life Expectency

When I got the results of this test I was pleased to learn that I wasn't already dead. Try it.

Of Rodents and Men

"Don't get me wrong: Rep. Peter King is nuttier than squirrel droppings – but he's right on this."

Wish I could write like that.

Read Ann Coulter's entire article here.

Hat tip to Lifelike Pundits

What Price Morality?

For Ashlee Simpson apparently it's without price. Miss Simpson turned down an offer of $4,000,000 from Playboy Magazine to appear sans clothing in its pages.

Because of this, my respect for her has increased greatly.

On Which Side are You?

"One day, our grandchildren may ask us what we did when Islamic fascism threatened the free world. Some of us will say we were preoccupied with fighting that threat wherever possible; others will be able to say they fought carbon dioxide emissions. One of us will look bad." —Dennis Prager

Democrat Victory?

Court Nixes Part of Texas Political Map
By GINA HOLLAND, Associated Press Writer
Wednesday, June 28, 2006


(06-28) 08:35 PDT WASHINGTON, (AP) --
The Supreme Court on Wednesday upheld most of the Republican-boosting Texas congressional map engineered by former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay but threw out part, saying some of the new boundaries failed to protect minority voting rights.
The fractured decision was a small victory for Democratic and minority groups who accused Republicans of an unconstitutional power grab in drawing boundaries that booted four Democratic incumbents from office.(emphasis mine)

Hat tip to Lucianne.com

Reuters has a different take here.

US Flag Desecration Amendment

I'm not sure I support passing a Constitutional Amendment making burning our flag in protest a crime.

Would it not be better to allow anyone witnessing the disgrace to pummel the perpetrator without fear of criminal or civil prosecution?

Just a thought.

Soccer as Metaphor

Here is an interesting article explaining why soccer will never be popular in the United States.

Alan Colmes, Liberal Fool!

Yes, the title is redundant, I know. Sitting here watching his show I couldn't help but be a bit taken aback when he would preface his questions to Newt Gingrich with some inane liberal postulate. When the former Speaker of the House of Representatives restated the treasonous garbage we all had just heard, Colmes interrupted with, "I didn't say that."

There you have it! Say something seditious...then deny you said it. How simple! To a Liberal lying is good as long as it furthers the Marxist agenda.

Colmes and his lefty clones make me ill.

Buffett Giving Away Billions

Warren Buffett is giving billions of dollars to charity. Great, man, nice gesture. But why did he have to hold a press conference to announce it? It seems to me there is a bit of, "Do you love me. Do you really, really love me?" in this.

Story from Fox News here. Yawn.

Traitors of the "Times"

Good article dealing with the treachery of the New York Times here.

Truth, Justice, and all that Stuff

Here is an excellent article on the demise of the "American Way"

Hat tip to Lucianne

Cut and Run

Good questions raised here.
Hat tip to Dr. Sanity

New York Times at it again!

Yes, this is satire, but sure sounds spot on.

Gone from the Headlines

Why is there not more outrage about this?

Clinton Guy has Onions

Former Secretary of Defense under Clinton makes sense. Who would have thought? Read this.

Homophobia in Chicago

White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has apologized for calling columnist Jay Mariotti a "fag".

Rumors that the skipper showed up at the press conference wearing a blue flowered dress accented by a fabulous topaz pinky ring are exaggerated.

Story here

Oops!

So you thought you had a bad day? Pity this guy.

Time to Get Out!

We must extricate ourselves from this quagmire now! Lives are being lost and armed insurgents freely roam the streets. Our military is in grave danger while the administration has no plan. Billions of dollars are being wasted on a people with a history of violence and disregard for the law.

Get us out of New Orleans now!

Where's the Outrage from the Left?

The two U.S. soldiers missing since an attack on a checkpoint last week were found dead near a power plant in Yusifiyah, south of Baghdad, according to an Iraqi defense official. General Abdul Aziz Muhammed, head of operations at Iraqi Ministry of Defense said in a news conference in Baghdad this afternoon that the soldiers had been “barbarically” killed and that there were traces of torture on their bodies. He offered no further details. U.S. officials could not immediately be reached for comment or confirmation.
The Army yesterday identified the missing soldiers as Pfc. Kristian Menchaca, 23, of Houston and Pfc. Thomas L. Tucker, 25, of Madras, Ore. They were attacked at a checkpoint near Yusufiyah. A third soldier, Spec. David J. Babineau, 25, of Springfield, Mass., was killed in the incident.
Thanks to Outside the Beltway.

It's Not My Fault!

Fox News has this report on a young lady who apparently knows how to shift focus away from her own ill advised actions.

Free Speech for Me, but not for Thee

Las Vegas school tramples on the first amendment. Story here.

Rest in Peace Pfcs. Tucker and Menchaca

"Be proud of me Mom, I'm defending my country. Tell sis and my nephews hello for me, I'm OK, I'm on my way." Thomas L. Tucker, American Hero.

Murtha on Rove

"He's in New Hampshire, he's making a political speech. He's sitting in his air-conditioned office on his big fat backside saying, 'Stay the course,'" said Murtha, D-Pa., in an appearance on NBC's "Meet the Press."

Read the whole thing.

Michelle Malkin adds this.

The Nose on Your Face weighs in.

Snivelling Poltroons!

Sheehan Supports U.S. Deserters in Canada Jun 18 8:11 AM US/Eastern Email this story

By CAROLYN THOMPSONAssociated Press Writer
FORT ERIE, Ontario
A group of American military deserters publicly embraced their new lives in Canada on Saturday with the support of "peace mom" Cindy Sheehan, who said she wished the son she lost in Iraq was among them.
"I begged him not to go to Iraq," the anti-war activist said through tears at a rally in support of the former soldiers, who wore black T- shirts emblazoned with "AWOL." "And I wish he was standing up here with these people because he didn't want to go."

Sheehan was making her second visit to Canada in support of sanctuary for those fleeing the U.S. military. The Canadian government has so far denied political asylum to U.S. soldiers who have sought it but appeals are pending.
"They're trying to deport me," said Darrell Anderson of Lexington, Ky., who arrived in Canada by way of Niagara Falls in January 2005. He spent seven months in Iraq with the Army's 1st Armored Division and received a purple heart following a roadside bomb attack before deciding during a leave he would not go back.
"When I was in Iraq, we were killing innocent people for oil. It was obvious they didn't want us there," said Anderson, 24, who is petitioning to remain in Canada.
The gathering at a park in the town of Fort Erie, across the border from Buffalo, N.Y., was organized by peace groups on both sides of the border.
About 20 former U.S. soldiers, referred to as war resisters, have applied for refugee status in Canada. Organizers estimated there may be as many as 200 soldiers in the country who have not yet sought formal protection.
"They say we're traitors, we're deserters," said former Marine Chris Magaoay, 20, of the Hawaiian island of Maui. "No, I'm a Marine and I stand up for what I believe in, and I believe the Constitution of the United States of America is being pushed aside as a scrap piece of paper."
The soldiers thanked Canadians for their hospitality and were cheered by about 100 in an audience that included Iraq veterans opposed to the war and Vietnam-era resisters who sought refuge in Canada decades earlier.
"I know that their choice has been difficult but I know that they made the right choice," said Bruce Beyer, who spent five years in Canada as a draft resister during Vietnam.
"I know that they miss their family and their friends that they're cut off from," Beyer said. "But I know that you Canadians have stepped up and stood behind them and I thank you from the bottom of my heart."
Sheehan, who energized the anti-war movement last summer with her monthlong protest outside President Bush's Texas ranch, said she has spent time with many of the resisters.
"They're moral human beings who don't want to go to Iraq and kill innocent people to line the pockets of George Bush and the war machine," she said.

They are not moral, and only loosely fit the description of "human beings". They chose not to fight our enemies because they are cowards. When will the Left stop insisting on the "Big Lie"?

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowgirls

Dixie Chick pontificates:

"The entire country may disagree with me, but I don't understand the necessity for patriotism," Maines resumes, through gritted teeth. "Why do you have to be a patriot? About what? This land is our land? Why? You can like where you live and like your life, but as for loving the whole country… I don't see why people care about patriotism."


Her parents must be so proud.

Hat tip to ABP

Pro-active

Damn, I hate it when useless catch-phrases become part of our everyday speech.

Today, we feature "pro-active".

Apparently in order to solve any problem today, we must be pro-active. Now I'm not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but doesn't "pro-active" simply mean that we should do something about it?

Pro-active my Aunt Nelly's bum!

Stop the pretense!

Sliding into First Base

I will never understand why a major league baseball player would ever slide into first base unless he were trying to avoid a tag.

What is a slide? It is a braking device that hopefully prevents the runner from leaving the safety of the bag and making oneself vulnerable to being tagged out. Pretty simple, huh? Slide=slow down and keep running=don't slow down. How many times have you seen a baserunner thrown out at first just before his little hand touched first base. Baseball rules allow a runner to overrun first base, and only first base, without penalty.

If I were manager, I would fine any idiot who slid into first, then I would chastise him in front of his teammates, and call into question his sexual orientation.

But that's just me.

United States of the ACLU

Give me a freakin' break! In my flawed memory I seem to recall that employers had the right to establish dress codes. Apparently the ACLU doesn't think so. News Max reports.

Separation of Church and State

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof ..."

That, folks, is what the US Constitution says, no more, no less. The First Amendment makes no mention of the separation of the government from religion except to have no State religion and to allow its citizens to freely practice their religion.

The next time a lying liberal dog tells you that displaying the Ten Commandments in a public arena is "unconstitutional", politely ask the rabid vermin to show you that section.

Most Dangerous Sports

I found this interesting. Maybe you will, too.

Pennies and Sense

Let's assume for the moment that you own business that makes tools. One your products is a left-handed screwdriver and costs $1.50 to produce. This includes purchase price of materials, labor, and overhead, but not distribution.

No matter how much you try to push the value of your screwdriver, the highest price you can sell it for is $1.00. You lose 50 cents on each one.

Now, being a common sense-type individual, you rightly decide to stop manufacturing this item that costs more to make than in its final form is worth.

Enter the United States Government. A single penny, properly called a cent, costs about 1.5 cents to make. You are paying for this loss.

Isn't it time the government got smart (I know. That's a stretch) and stopped producing this item that is supposed to be money, not cost money?

No Indictment!

Hit a cop? That's OK.

More Compassionate Liberalism

Suppose Ann Coulter had said something like this.
Hat tip: Little Green Footballs

Dr. Sanity on the Mark

(To) those commenters who think I am being too hard on some of those poor Democrats who pander to the lunatic base of their party--quite frankly, I don't think it is possible to be too hard on treasonous scum who are prepared to give up our national interests to an enemy whose stated goal is our destruction. Disagree all you want with Bush or Rumsfeld and any particular strategy/tactic in the GWOT; but if you have no alternative plan other than to blame America for the muslim fanatics who want to forcibly spread their faith or die trying; or if you aren't even capable of realizing that we are at war with an implacable enemy--then you are beyond reason.

Read the whole thing.

Deporting Illegal Invaders

If it is true that deporting twelve million illegal aliens is an impossible task, then what makes the government think they can give these same twelve million "guest worker" status and put them on this so-called "path to citizenship"?

This seems to me to be a much more formidable endeavor.

Just curious.

Fitzmas in June

This is just too good to pass up. Parents read it first, please.

Hat tip to ABP

Coulter...Again!

At the risk of this blog becoming "all Ann, all the time", Here are a few more of her always excellent and accurate observations.

Sense and Sensitivity

Zarqawi, Schiavo and liberal madness

As more details emerge, the media have begun to ask whether Zarqawi’s life could have been saved given that he was alive for almost an hour after the bombing. They have even floated the possibility that medical aid was purposefully denied to him. The media’s concern for Zarqawi contrasts glaringly with their attitude toward Terri Schiavo when they cheered those who denied her life-sustaining nourishment.
This behavior is yet another striking illustration of the moral madness that is liberalism. Only liberals could show concern for a murderous monster while gleefully watching a disabled woman starve to death. The odious ideology to which they adhere so corrodes their moral sensibilities that they almost completely lose their sense of compassion, proportion, justice and decency. Only thus can they campaign for the killing of babies and the disabled while fretting about the possible lack of medical attention to a head-chopping beast. Terrible is indeed the moral affliction from which these people suffer.
Vasko Kohlmayer 6 14 06

Hat tip to The American Thinker

Flag Day!

Read this from The American Thinker.

Congress Gets a Pay Raise

Well, they didn't actually get one from their employers. They gave it to themselves for their excellent performance, again!

NewsMax has details.

A Better Question

Many of us (you know who you are) realize that Liberals like often to cower behind empty rhetoric. One device they repeatedly us when confronted with a well thought out interrogative is to divert away from it with a verbal tap dance.

Just once I'd like hear a conversation similar to this:

Interviewer: "Why shouldn't Congressman Numbskull be held to the same standards under the law as any other American?"

Interviewee: "A better question is blah, blah, yada."

Interviewer: "I didn't ask you for a "better" question. I asked you my question, which requires a simple answer that even you should be able to comprehend. Incidentally, to comprehend means to understand. To understand means to "copy" in your vernacular.

Interviewee: "What's vernacular?"

No Indictment for Rove

Dems are having a hissy fit over this.

Liberal "Sensitivity"

Advertising Age columnist Simon Dumenco has a suggestion for Ann Coulter:

Would it kill you, "Godless" author Ann Coulter, to do us all a favor and kill yourself? (Oh, well, yeah, I guess it would kill you.)

After her recent rabidly hateful, foaming-at-the-mouth, sub-human "Today" show appearance -- in which she reiterated her assertion that 9/11 widows are "enjoying their husband's deaths" -- even her former supporters began to fantasize about how much nicer the world would be if it were Coulterless.

Hat tip to Neal Boortz.

Carlson, a True Believer?

"Is there someplace a television network won't go in search of notoriety, novelty, shock value and ratings?
If you are following the spectacle knownas(sic) Ann Coulter, the answer is no. NBC's ``Today'' show last Tuesday happily hosted the right-wing extremist, who will do or say anything to feed her attention-addiction disorder. The attractive, painfully thin blonde has outdone herself in the last few days, each appearance more shrill than the last.
Famous for being vile -- she's written that anyone who questions the Iraq war is a traitor -- she plowed new ground with host Matt Lauer."

Hat tip to Lucianne for this. Please take time to read it all.

Breaking News!

It's raining in Florida! You read correctly...Florida, of all places! Reports indicate that President Bush, on advice from Karl Rove, is allowing rain to fall on parts of central and southern Florida in a deliberate attempt to undermine its reputation as "The Sunshine State." What effect this will have on the November elections has yet to be determined, but reliable sources say that Republicans nationwide are preparing to distance themselves from this vile policy.

We'll have more on this as soon as we can make it up.

Update:

The Florida rain event has been escalated by the Administration to a Hurricane Watch! Mr. President, have you no shame?

Update:

Never mind. MSM says "It just rained a little".

Guantanamo Suicides

So three terrorist decided to take the big dirt nap at Gitmo over the weekend. Boo-Hoo. Next!

Airplane Problems and Solutions

When a problem is noted by a pilot about an aircraft he writes it down for the mechanics who must fix it. They, in turn, note the corrective action taken. My source (who wishes to remain anonymous) swears these are true.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

World Cup Mania

Listed below is everything I know or care about World Cup Soccer, International Paintball Championships, and Spelling Bees (who knew they could spell?).

More on "Godless"

Jersey girls prove Coulter’s point

The reaction to Ann Coulter’s Jersey Girls reference in her new book, Godless, The Church of Liberalism, proves the point she was making. You cannot be critical of, or in any way respond to the leftist message that comes from someone classified as victim.

Think of Christopher Reeve and Cindy Sheehan. These people were used by liberals/Democrats to get a message out that could not be challenged by the Right for fear of demonization. Reeve, because he was paralyzed, carried the water on embryonic stem cell research; Sheehan, because her soldier son died in the Iraqi war, carried the bucket with the “withdraw the troops” message.

Truth is, the Jersey Girls were termed “rock stars of grief,” back in 2004. Not by Ann Coulter, but by another member of the 9/11 families, who had encountered the women on more than one occasion and, of course, watched their actions closely. It was Debra Burlingame, whose brother was a pilot on one of the hijacked flights, who made this astute observation.

So, the reaction we’re now seeing to the chapter in Coulter’s book that deals with this victim-as-messenger phenomenon, once again, proves her point.
J. James Estrada 6 8 06

Thanks to American Thinker

How Do You Say, "Go to Hell" in Spanish?

Place your order in English. This is America!

O'Reilly, Fair and Balanced?

The latest O'Reilly poll at his website asks the question, "Do you approve of the personal attacks used in Ann Coulter's new book?" Yes we do, Bill. And puppies are ugly and should be drawn and quartered.

Isn't it amazing how one can frame a question in such a manner to insure an answer the writer will like? He could have asked, "Do you think that some people use their status as 9-11 victims to further their own political agenda?" But, no, he must convey that Ann Coulter is so insensitive that she resorts to "personal attacks" on widows.

Ann, how dare you tell the truth, you callous er... person?

On this day in 1848, French postimpressionist painter Paul Gauguin was born in Paris. Exactly one hundred years later, Don Stott was born in North Wildwood, New Jersey.

Coincidence? I don't think so!

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Bombtruck has thoughts about U.S. concessions to Iran here.

Democrat Loss No Big Deal

Bulldog Pundit reflects on Bilbray victory here.

Ann Couter Speaks

Ann Coulter is in my opinion a shining star among conservative thinkers. No liberal fool is off limits to her. Read her latest here and here.

Super Trooper

This is the greatest innovation in airborne insertion I have ever seen.

D-Day

Thanks to Little Green Footballs for pointing me to this.

Say it Ain't So!

This simply cannot be true.

Homosexual Marriage

The very fact that we are considering whether or not we as a society should accept as not only legal, but also desirable the union of two individuals of the same gender in holy (read "unholy") matrimony speaks volumes as to the depths of debauchery into which we have fallen.

Our laws protect those who would and do kill unborn babies. We allow our leaders to strike police officers without retribution (Cynthia McKinney), abandon drowning companions (Ted Kennedy), and lie before the nation regarding a criminal investigation (Bill Clinton). A Muslim terrorist thug, who wants to kill you, can proclaim that you are a "racist" and deserving of the scorn of nations, yours, mine, and ours!

To paraphrase Shakespeare's Puck, "Oh, Lord, what fools these Americans be."

Ancient Mystery Solved!

At long last we have a possible explanation for a puzzling phenomenon.

Pat Boone Nails it

I think the "chicken" analogy here is spot on.

Marriage Amendment

I really don't care much about a constitutional amendment which "preserves" traditional marriage. That should be left to the States, in my opinion.

But every time a TV network, Fox included, has a story on the issue why must they show video of gay couples getting married, embracing, kissing? I don't want this kind of behavior in my house nor in my life.

Stop it!

Bush, Halliburton Destroying Hawaii!

Read what the Bush administration is doing here.

Another Study

The Food and Drug Administration thinks the government should intrude into your dietary habits.

The 136-page report prepared by The Keystone Center, an education and public group based in Keystone, Colo., said Americans now consume fully one-third of their daily intake of calories outside the home. And as of 2000, the average American took in 300 more calories a day than was the case 15 years earlier, according to Agriculture Department statistics cited in the report. (emphasis mine)

Let's do the math. If you divide one (your total calorie count) by three (meals per day), you shockingly get one-third as a result. Let's study something more important like what the definition of "is" is.

Read the entire article here.

Right Wing Extremist?

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an American in 1907

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language. and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Hat tip to Lucianne.com

From Neal Boortz

What happens when you rearrange some common words?

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER
DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

DePaul Disgrace

This is what happens in a politically correct "diverse" academic atmosphere.

ABP vs. Michelle

Bulldog pundit challenges Malkin here.