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Patty Melt

This is a great sandwich. What could be better than a thick slab of ground beef smothered in fried onions, covered with cheese, and served between two hunks of sourdough bread?I'll tell you what could be better...the name. "Patty Melt"... why don't we just call it "Sissy Sammie?"
Let me ask the guys a question. You're on a date with a great babe (Yes, Virginia, I said "babe") and decide to go for a snack before you take her home and try to figure out how to get her into the sack. You want to order a freaking Patty Melt, but dare you? Hell, no, you buffoon! The second she hears you say "patty melt" you might just as well drag your sorry ass to a monastery, because you will never get to "know" her in the biblical sense.
We, as a society, need to give this culinary delight a new name. Perhaps we could call it "The Duke", or "Fried Steer on PETA Bread", anything but "patty melt."

Switching Gears

Blogging on this site will be light the next few days and probably non-existent after that. I have acquired my own domain and have a new blog at don.donstott.us.
Please join me there.

Paying One's Way

Does this tripe sound familiar?

E-mail No. 7
It is absolutely outrageous to charge people for evacuation costs out of Lebanon for a government that has:- Failed to require Israel to refrain from attacking northern parts of Lebanon- Wasted billions in an unnecessary Iraq war- Given away billions to millionaires through tax cuts
Tony Penya

Thanks to Greta VanSusteren.

It's Another Damned Christian

One Place to Never Say 'Thank You, Jesus'

Go ahead and thank the good Lord, but if you're in a courtroom, you might want to do it silently. Junior Stowers of Honolulu, Hawaii, learned that lesson the hard way when he raised his hands and exclaimed, "Thank you, Jesus!" when he learned a jury had found him not guilty of abusing his 15-year-old son, specifically hitting him with a broomstick last January. But after that outburst, Circuit Judge Patrick Border held him contempt of court and threw him in jail, reports The Associated Press.

Bernie on Ann

Longtime CBS News reporter Bernard Goldberg had a lot to say about Ann Coulter – some of it negative – during a radio interview promoting his book.

Goldberg can't be right 100% of the time, I guess. Read more.

Tsunami Strikes Indonesia

Global warming is responsible for the tsunami in Indonesia. This once again opens many questions for George Bush and his handler, Kkkarl Rove.

Details here

Hating Jews

"There are short-term reasons behind the attacks on Israel by Hezbollah and Hamas. But underlying all the geo-strategy is a solid foundation of fanatical Jew-hatred, dating back to the founding of Islam. There is literally nothing Israel or Jews can do to appease those who seek to annihilate them."

Read it all here.

Not so Super

"This new Superman may not be strictly American, but he's still unmistakably Western and terribly, terribly modern as he... sires a son... Before leaving Earth for five years in a mysterious exit unexplained to anyone, Superman and gal pal Lois Lane hooked up, as they say. Apparently Superman, like his dorky doppelganger, Clark Kent, is clueless when it comes to men and women, and failed to block certain speeding bullets from reaching their natural destination. Voila. When he returns to save the world, he finds that Lois has a 5-year-old son, Jason, and is living with—but is not married to—'the father,' Richard White. Perky Jimmy Olsen explains that, well, you know Lois! She just can't bring herself to consider marriage. All that yucky commitment and stuff. But having a kid out of wedlock is the superwoman way in Metropolis, as most places these days. Who needs a man?... In the absence of a satisfactory moral to the story, we are left to improvise. For my ration of popcorn, one thought emerges with clarity: When it comes to fathers, it's better to have an ordinary man on the ground than have to rely on a flighty narcissist who woos girls on rooftops, and then vanishes in search of self." —Kathleen Parker

Hat tip: Patriot Post

Anti-Israel Puke

As we watch this war unfold in front of our eyes thousands of miles away, the only price we pay is at the pump. But those of us who pay taxes, we pay another price. And Israeli weapons aren't cheap. When an Israeli missile blows up a few homes, burns some kids alive...those are our missiles. Our bombs. We continue to support terrorism. Do you want to know what our bombs just did in a little town called Marwaheen?

If you can stomach it, here is the rest of this traitorous crap.
Hat tip: Little Green Footballs

Malignant Speech

Mike Adams on gay tolerance:

When I began the process of looking for a plaintiff to sue the Georgia Institute of Technology (Georgia Tech), I had hoped to see the day that a federal court would throw out the university’s unconstitutional speech code. The code went so far as to prohibit any speech that would "malign" another individual -- whatever that means.

Read the rest here.

Islam and Democracy

Yes, I know we live in a Republic, not a Democracy, but please read here what Dr. Sanity has to say about Islam and freedom.

Stupid Question(s) of the Day

Why does Hawaii have Interstate Highways? Has anyone ever tried to drive there? Do I not understand the definition of "interstate?"

Is it Just Me?

Or is our government nuts? Apparently the Senate was for a border fence before they were against it. Read about it here.

Hat tip: Lucianne

The Feminization of America

This is from today's Patriot Post:

"Even after another World Cup, Americans are still not exactly enamored of soccer, but we were amazed recently to find the sport on the "banned" list at many elementary schools around the nation. Why? It's too dangerous! And soccer isn't alone in this nanny blitz against contact sports—dodge ball has been on the hit list for years, while touch football and even tag have now been banned at some schools. Freedom Elementary School in Cheyenne, Wyoming, for example, outlawed tag at recess because it "progresses easily into slapping and hitting and pushing instead of just touching," asserted Principal Cindy Farwell. The horror."

Shut Up, Papa!

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The Vatican on Friday strongly deplored Israel’s strikes on Lebanon, saying they were “an attack” on a sovereign and free nation.

Read the rest here.

Can't Make This Up

ALMATY (Reuters) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word “Allah” inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday.
“Our mosque confirmed that it says ‘Allah’ in Arabic,” Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform. “We’ll keep this egg and we don’t think it’ll go bad.”
The news agency said the egg was laid just after a powerful hail storm hit the village.

Hat tip: Little Green Footballs

Depression is not Good

File this one under "No kidding, Sherlock."

Our Government at Work

ABP has some thoughts about the most pressing issue of our time...online gambling.

Killing Us Softly

"The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly." —Theodore Roosevelt