Tiger Rips Off Man's Arm in Spain After He Tries to Take Cell-Phone Photo

Golfer Tiger Woods in a fit of pique tore off the arm of Julio Estrada as the man demurred when Woods attempted to snap a photo of him prior to play at the Madrid Classic.
Mr. Estrada stated, “I told Mr. Woods that I wanted no part of his photographic fantasies, whereupon he grabbed my left arm and spun it in a perfect arc then yanked it out of the socket. He then tugged on it, and it was no longer attached to my body!”

Woods explained that he was sorry if anyone was offended by his actions and that he would enrol in anger management classes at his earliest convenience.

Source:
Donald Stott, Associated Press correspondent

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New Kerry Interview

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