Welcome, Dr. Sanity readers!
A candlelight dinner with Ann Coulter, who would later reject my advances because she has good sense.
Season tickets for the Philadelphia Phillies so that I can be humiliated by something other than the Philadelphia Eagles, Seventy-Sixers, Flyers… ad infinitum.
Piece and love (love of course is optional).
Learning how to not put a period at the end of clauses.
Someone to explain to me how “homophobia” doesn’t translate to “fear of man”, but does mean “hate of guys who like other guys and not women.”
A load of crap and Jimmy Carter, because I’d like to see if there is a discernible difference.
A “MERRY CHRISTMAS” for everyone!
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