It's raining in Florida! You read correctly...Florida, of all places! Reports indicate that President Bush, on advice from Karl Rove, is allowing rain to fall on parts of central and southern Florida in a deliberate attempt to undermine its reputation as "The Sunshine State." What effect this will have on the November elections has yet to be determined, but reliable sources say that Republicans nationwide are preparing to distance themselves from this vile policy.
We'll have more on this as soon as we can make it up.
Update:
The Florida rain event has been escalated by the Administration to a Hurricane Watch! Mr. President, have you no shame?
Update:
Never mind. MSM says "It just rained a little".
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