CNN's Jackpot

The best thing CNN Headline News has ever done is adding Glenn Beck, Erica Hill, and Robin Meade to its line-up. The former is smart, witty, and politically conservative, as God intended us all to be. He also is a refreshing alternative to FNC’s Shepard “I make O’Reilly look humble” Smith. The latter two are charming, intelligent, and... oh, yeah…drop dead gorgeous!

CNN will probably never be my favorite news source since I like my news to be at least probable, but this is a good start.