How’s That, Again?

From the Pepto Bismol Files: “It was him, and I was like, and then I was like, he’s like, ‘I understand that you, you’re upset.’ And I said to him, ‘You know, to tell you the truth, sir, you broke my heart.’ I said, ‘You know, I loved you like my mom loved Kennedy and, you know, I had faith in you, one of the few men I had real faith and hope in.’... [Y]ou know what he said to me? He said, ‘I’m sorry.’ He said, ‘I’m sorry for any man who ever hurt you and all those things you have said to me, I have said to myself, and you’re right and I’m sorry.’ And then I started to cry and couldn’t talk. Then I was like, ‘Ok, I gotta go, bye!”’ —Rosie O’Donnell on a “conversation” with Bill Clinton

Courtesy of Patriot Post