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On Monday, January 8, 2007C.E. New Yorkers awoke to the horrible odor of something that smelled suspiciously like rotten eggs. Understandably, residents of the "Big Apple" became alarmed since most people identify nearly everything as another indication of Global Warming caused by the policies of the evil Bush Administration.
Anyway, to make a short story long, New York Mayor Bloombucks, stated that the stench of natural gas, laced with mercaptan, while annoying, like being stuck on an elevator with Adolph Hitler after a hearty meal of sauerbraten and cabbage salad, was not dangerous. The Mayor also downplayed, but did not exclude, that the leak originated in the Disinformation Bureau of the New York Times.
The Mayor did, however, order the immediate cessation of all restaurants within the city limits to serve any vegetable that ends in a vowel. The A.C.L.U. protested that this action would have a detrimental effect on “undocumented guests”, and would further escalate the deepening animosity toward the U.S. throughout the world.
Senator “Chuck” Schumer, called for a Congressional investigation into the incident to determine if a Republican might be brought up on charges of misfeasance, malfeasance, or nonfeasance in office.
Senator Clinton had no comment about the odor, probably because of her experiences with an unnamed former President.
Meanwhile, President Bush ordered the formation of a Special Monolithic Exploratory Limited Liaison (S.M.E.L.L.) committee to help him decide what executive power he has remaining to fight the worldwide war on obnoxious and noxious gasbags, er…gases.
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