President Bush was rushed to Bethesda Naval Hospital earlier today where physicians considered the efficacy of performing an emergency assectomy on the Commander in Chief.
Doctors report that while most people are content to bury their heads in the sand under similar circumstances, the President has overstepped this boundary and deeply introduced all of his cranium and much of his mandible into his nether region.
According to Dr. Miles Toogo, Chief Rectoligist, "Mr. Bush must have resorted to extreme political contortions to achieve his current state."
White House spokesman Tony Snow said that the First Lady is at his side and expects that the President will fully recover from this 'minor setback'.
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