Ham Sandwich to be Indicted!

Reliable sources from inside the Beltway report that a ham sandwich with known ties to Karl Rove will be indicted early next week.
The sandwich, whose name is being withheld by authorities pending a good reason, is said to be in good spirits and confident of being fully exonerated. An anonymous nobody stated that various condiments are suspected of being unindicted co-conspirators.

The President has apparently called an emergency meeting of the top secret "How the Hell do we get out of this one?" committee.