Imam Amal Yabba Dabadou of Flagellistan reports that recruitment of potential martyrs has dropped by 67% in recent weeks. Reliable sources state that there are now only 38 virgins at or above the age of consent remaining in Paradise for exploitation.
Dabadou counters with, "Well, while the definition of 'virgin' is constant, we can certainly negotiate the age of consent."
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